i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore
like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
My baby bear sleeps in the most odd positions lately. He cried and cried until I did skin to skin with him laying on my chest in this big armchair. I guess I know where I’ll be sleeping tonight, lol. I love being a mommy and this little boy has already got me wrapped around his little finger!